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My dearest Monique, the next time you decide to swoop by my desk in a most horrendous fashion, do remember that my coffee sits just the edge of my desk. And yes, it is rather warm indeed.
Interns. They can be quite handy when need be, but give them a little bit of responsibility, and they end up blowing something up. Like a a car rim portkey. Oh please, let us not remember that incident, dear Rowena. I'm fairly sure Cameron is still missing part of his ear. The poor fellow. Ah interns....
I did manage to clean my desk today. After the coffee incident, you would think one would have to, right? So I did. A light wave of the wand, and it was sparkling.
Meggy, darling, shall we do dinner some time. I know you're awfully busy, but mummy does miss you. It doesn't matter how old you get. You'll always be mummy's baby. Besides, I should go visit you. I've been worried about you ever since I read about Justin.
Oh my.... three memos in one shot. Aren't I the popular, little Portkey Director.
Ta!